Camel Toes

M'sister recently emailed me.She had caught a West Indian production of "Carmen" on SBS and noted how exuberant it had been - size 20 sopranos ,she said, still looking sexy in tight pants with camel toes. 

What, I e-mailed back, was a camel-toe - apart from the hoof of a dromedary.(I actually thought- some kind of footwear)

Google it, she replied.

So I did. 

I was taken to a porn site from which I will doubtless be offered penis enlargements and instant erections for the next 20 years or so.

Har har said M'sister, You should have had a filter on your internet.

Useless to point out that my knowledge of the computer falls so short of this that ,to me, a filter is either a coffee strainer or an anaesthetic device.

DOM in gloom over her results- ABBBC- in any other culture perfectly acceptable but in her high achieving circles less than average (I would point out that these are aggregates and by definition she is in the highest 50% of the state)

I was slightly peeved by the revelation that her long nights of study (or so I thought) were mostly spent writing a fantasy novel. All I can say is that if she finally gets published she should profusely thank her mother for support (as if).